I sat down and wrote this letter Telling you that I felt better Since youve gone and I was free Im so happy
I have so little time to spare now Im wanted almost everywhere now I make out like Casanova Friends are always coming over
I signed my name as if I meant it And sealed it with a kiss and sent it The letter headed through my mood Happy in my solitude
But halfway home I changed my tune And when I saw my lonely room The mirror caught my eye When I sat down, I cried
Big lie, small world It was a big lie, small world
I had to intercept that letter Telling you that I was better I raced to catch the postmans van He was leaving as I ran
I missed the bus, I missed the train I end up walking in the rain Big dog chased me down the street Hadnt had a bite to eat
Feeling sorry for myself And wishing I was someone else I walked across the city Because I couldnt stand your pity
Big lie, small world It was a big lie, small world
The place you live looks opulent And obviously a higher rent Than a cozy little room I had this sense of doom
Your landlord says youre out of town But your new boyfriends always around The hour was getting late So I sit down and wait
Heres the postman with my letter Coming down the path he better Give that thing to me I have to make him see
Begging doesnt do the trick He thinks that Im a lunatic But then who comes upon the scene But your new boyfriend, Mr. Clean
I hit the postman, hit your lover Grabbed the letter, ran for cover The police arrived in time for tea They said theyd like to question me
But I can only curse my fate I had to face the magistrate It hasn’t been the best of days Id like to fly away
Big lie, small world Big lie, small world It was a big lie, small world Big lie, small world
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